Homework! Homework!! Homework!!!

So, Zhen Jee is finally back from her KL vacation.

I don't think I'll got chance to update this blog liao~

The scene of looking at her do homework will make me feel bad.

That feeling will somehow make me ashamed of myself being a lazy worm.

Maybe many people will say: "Eler! Get this kind of result liao still don't wanna study! You really no cure liao la~!"

It's true. I should have learn my lessons after getting such 'good' results. I should have set my mind to 'fighting or learning mode'. I should stuff my useless brain with all those chemical formulae and physic concepts. I should get back to my books to do all those revisions because I can't even remember how to complete the questions given.

Back to the same problem: SCHOOL MAGAZINE

Argh! It's the same story~It seems like we complete a page, we will found out another 100 pages that we forgot to do.

I can visualise Mr. Wong's face next year: If I can dream , I will certainly don't dream about HY."(Sorry HY, I really think he will say so)

To HY,
OK, I know. I've not been a very helpful PE. I'm not efficient. Sometimes I feel really sorry you for having such PE. I know the advertisement is driving you crazy, but please take care of yourself. Besides, no need to send 'thank you messages' after every meeting la. It's our responsibility to do so. By the way, I've finished the Laporan Tahunan(except for the Persatuan Murid-murid Tua that you told me to abaikan)!

Cat that suddenly feel herself efficient

YEAH~I know! I've talked too much. I should get back to work.

A fact that I suddenly realise(Madam Kwek was right anyway):

NEVER EVER do homework or revision with your handphone beside you. It's DISTRACTING!!!!!

I need MOTIVATION from...you!

Oh! I suddenly realise that this is the most hardworking month since I've started this blog.

Can't get what I mean? Ans: THIS IS THE THIRTEENTH POST FOR THIS MONTH!

I've break my previous record.

Yeah...I know. I write a lot of nonsense stuff. Anyway, this is just for fun. So please don't judge me too seriously.

For the prefect meeting at 28 November, I have to say that I'm sorry I can't attend it. I got other things to do.

Life is boring.

I can't get myself to do homework. Not to mention doing revision.

Summary for my homework:

PHYSIC:
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YEAH!!! Mr. Lim is the best teacher I would say! He didn't even give us a question to solve during the long holiday! But thinking of the previous homework that I've accumulated since Form 6 start will definitely turn down my mood. In fact, it's becoming HUTANG LAPUK!!! Oh! How I wish I got the brain the complete it~I know Mr. Lim intention is to let us have more time in doing revision, like he always said, "Come on la, please la, do revision. You REALLY need to do revision. Please, do revision."Ugh! This makes me feel bad when our teacher 'begs'(sort of) us to be hardworking.

CHEMISTRY:
Do inorganic chemistry summary and all physical chemistry question in STPM Past Year Paper, ranging from year 1999 to 2007
DAMN! That's the only word I can think of to describe the holiday work. I know all my friends are struggling to understand the stupid INORGANIC CHEMISTRY but I still can't pull myself to reach the books that I've 'inherited' from my brother. It's hard~Please forgive my little brain.

MATHS T1:
All the questions (which Ms. Lee had taught) in STPM Past Year Paper, ranging from year 1999 to 2007
Ah! This is hard. MMT1 is a subject where I apply my 'learn and forget' skill. Every time I want to do it, I manage to find myself digging into the thick MMT1 revision book. All of the question seems to be sooooo unfamiliar. I know I used to finish the questions and I know I can do it before this but now??? Argh! What's happening to my brain? Can I bang it on the wall to make it smarter?

MATHS T2:
Revision Exercise Chapter 8
This subject give less homework compared to other subjects. I know I used to have those integrating functions, probability density etc at my fingertips. However, the methods seemed to leave me after the final exam. I used to do all those homework but now it's erased from my memory completely! Maybe I feel too happy when I know that I got the exam question correct(I was sick and damn dizzy during that exam) until I forgot to do more revision. I need to do all the exercises before getting myself into the revision exercise~

PA:
All the stupid papers that teacher give and STPM 2008 paper
1, 2, 3, ....argh! I don't know how many papers I suppose to receive. I put all the papers in the same file and I think I got enough paper, but after checking with Zhen Jee's, I left out 2 papers. And now, I found out that I'm short of 3 or 4 questions. Come on, how many papers I suppose to get? It's stupid to gather all the questions but I was forced to do so because it 'costs' 50 marks in the coming January(or February?) exam!!! @#&*...

I could visualise your reactions after reading: Eler~got time blogging but no time do revision.

So what? I'm PULPA!

Can someone please motivate this stupid, lazy, sleepy cat to do homework?

Come on babeh!

Zhen Jee, I miss you~

So what? Come on, hit me with your lorry if you dare(and if you know how to drive a manual vehicle~)

Add me!

Finally I've created a new windows live account.

For anyone who are interested in adding me, here's the add:

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-Days when HY and ZJ ain't around-

At last, Hsieh Yie is back.

Now I'm waiting for Zhen Jee to come back(still got 6 days to go!).

Just now at chem tuition(suddenly realize that I really din pay attention to what's teacher teaching), the following conversation takes place.

Teacher: Where is Hsieh Yie?
Me: She attend wedding, eh, no no no! She got herself married."
Teacher: Really? Then where is Zhen Jee?
Me: Marry to Hsieh Yie.
Shu Wei: Yalor yalor, they marry to each other.
Teacher: You really wanna see me throw shoes~Is there anyone absent besides Hsieh Yie and Zhen Jee?
Me: (trying to be helpful) Got! Chun Hui go back to Taiping!
Teacher: (with a confused face) Chun Hui? Where did he usually sit?
Me: (Point towards his place) Gosh! I'm really 38 today(bad influence from HY and ZJ)
Teacher: Go to Taiping for what purpose?
Shu Wei: (with an excited tone)He attends the HY and ZJ's wedding ceremony!
Teacher: Haha! Yalor...he sure is the ban4 niang2 right?

Haha~Chemistry tuition without HY and ZJ is DAMN boring.

But with Kok Yong's presence, I realise that I can't write the word 'conjugate base' in short form. The first letter from each word will lead to...(Hint: Words that 4K5 pupils used to address me)

At least tomorrow's T2 tuition got HY to accompany me, but PA tuition I sure will be bored to death without ZJ's presence.

Since both of them go for vacation, I 'hat chiu' a lot. Sometimes 6 times in a row!!!

In HY's message, she told me that she just miss me 'one eensy weensy bit'.

According to Kok Yong, it's because the missing from kaya. Haiz Kok Yong, I where got the guts to rampas kaya from you? Admit that kaya actually got feelings towards you la~

Since HY won't admit, I'll take those hat chiu as missing from ZJ(this is kinda SS). This is because I won't admit that I'm 'sick cat'.

Lonely~

It seems like someone complaint me in her blog, so now I won't bom her lo~


It's been raining for a few days liao. Haih...making most of us become moody~


I hate rainy days. I want sunny days!


Hsieh Yie is going on a vacation, so as ZJ, so I'm gonna be lonely until monday.


Nobody will accompany me during chem recess this time...+_+


Boohoo...it's boring! Life without bombing is sooooo meaningless.


Anyway, hope that both of them can come back as soon as possible.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL~

PLEASE COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE~

Hsieh Yie...it's all because of you!

Yesterday, due to unknown reasons(hsieh yie banned me from saying it out), I've done something that really 'throw my face'.

As Hsieh Yie the perfectionist become director, I was forced to do something that will make her 'HIGH'--

Guess what? I kissed 'someone' in front of Tang Yang, Chun Hui, Hoe Cheong, Sing Yee and of course, HSIEH YIE.

This is because Hsieh Yie said, "Do anything to show your 'love'! Hug her! KISS HER!"

YUP, that's right, it's a her. However, she forbidden me from writing her name out. She said she will paiseh(as if she got seh to pai, haha~)

I would like to clarify that my sebastian-like lips just land on her face, not her lips, of course!

I feel dirty and wanna die after that!

Haih...I think I really lose my face due to the path that I've chosen.

Oh!

Hsieh Yie, see, I 'xi1 sheng1 se4 xiang4', so you owe me one.


OTHERS:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEI JIUN!!!!
Sorry I post this today because yesterday I'm too tired after 'kissing'(YUCK!)

Chem tuition~

Just now chem tuition, this conversation takes place when teacher is teaching:

Hsieh Yie: Eh, when recess where are we going to eat? I feel like eating char siew pau.
Me: Har? I'm not driving, ZJ oso not driving.
Zhen Jee: (show sudden interest after hearing her name and wanna 38) what? what? I also wanna know.
Hsieh Yie: You're not driving right? Wanna go eat with us after this? We'll ask kok yong drive.
(the colour I use is according to their brain colour, realise that Hsieh Yie colour is much more 'yellow'?)

Then she turn to Kok Yong's direction(at least 3m from us) and whispered Kok Yong's name, hoping him to have super inhuman hearing power to receive those weak sound waves.

Kok Yong seemed to have super power to sense our movement and after some hand movement communication, we all agreed to tumpang KY's car.

I feel that we're so 'good' to put our stomach before our studies. Haha~

Before eating, Kok Yong: You all are so heavy that my engine need to reach '2' to move.
When eating, Kok Yong was impressed by our food's amount: My car need '5' to move now.

It's kinda tiring stuffing our brain with equilibrium constants, rate of reaction, rate constants and blah blah blah, but it's fun to have a bunch of friends to suffer along~



OTHERS:

• I wanna congratulate Mei Jiun for getting the first place in Bio class. You make our family proud eh~
• Since I've congratulate MJ, I think I must congratz Hsieh Yie(or else she'll become unbalance and felt being abai and eat cuka and write me bad bad in her blog and last but not least, MENCACATKAN ME with her piles of files after reading this)

FEEDBACKs from previous blogpost(about the hp case):

• sipe Bodoh!
• You qiao2!
• sipe ben4!
• where got people like this de?!

It's all ZJ's fault!

Last Saturday I went to get a new hp to replace the old, spoilt one.

After taking the hp, I wanna protect and sayang it as good as possible.

I asked for a case.

The uncle ask me back, "A plastic one?"

Thinking of how ugly it will cause my new honey to be, I immediately said no.

Before this, I put my dad's hp on the table and it dropped into my pail of water(for art purpose) as it vibrates.

After receiving a nice, long, boring 'lecture' from my parents, I got my lesson(that is, to keep handphones away from the water)and to avoid history repeat, I want a blurred plastic cover(like Zhen Jee's hp plastic).

We used to tease Zhen Jee's handphone put on a condom(it really looks like one!). For me, the word condom=ZJ's handphone case.

I immediately tell the uncle, "I want a condom for my handphone!"

The uncle who actually don't want recommend using such platic case but still wanna take it to show me it's disadvantages froze and looked at me with his eyes widely open(I'm afraid that his eye balls will drop out). While my mum siku me and said, "EH!"

I sensed my stupidness and changed my words to "a blur blur plastic, will stick the hp at the table one!"

The kind uncle told me that hp will get wet if I use that plastic and gimme a free hp case instead. It's quite nice~

OH! I'm damn embarrassed!

What will the uncle think about me?

Yer yer...Kok Yong, Keng Sheng and Hsieh Yie had done a great job in polluting my innocent mind~

It's all Zhen Jee's fault la use that kind of 'condom'!

Boohoo...my image! my image! It's all gone~

School magazine~

At last, my part is hampir habis!!!

Being a PE is a hard job, but not as 'cham' as Hsieh Yie.

Everyday she go 'in and out' of the classroom, dealing with those fussy and low productive teachers.

I felt so 'kolian' for her. But I think I don't need to worry about her because she got good brain(unlike mine)~

To Hsieh Yie(Editor):
I'm sorry that I'm not a good helper. Maybe you've cursed me for a thousand times but still, SORRY~~~!

For me, I spent most of my time asking the teachers to 'donate' students' karya.

And wait for my typists to finish it off.

A really big THANK YOU I would like to say to the world's most efficient typist, Mei Jiun and Min Fei.

You two really damn efficient until I can't even believe my eyes when I saw those pendrives.

However, those pendrives are 'driving' me crazy.

Now, I help Ah Fong the do her design. Mr. Wong sure have very 'HIGH' taste to reject almost all of our design. It's like everything we design never satisfy him.

It took Hsieh Yie damn big effort to filter all the 'comments' from Mr. Wong.

Although Ah Fong and I tried to pujuk her but she seemed like zipped or locked her mouth.

(It's like someone is jealous about ZJ ar...didn't believe? Check out her blog at http://www.janlee110.blogspot.com/)

We still need a little time to finish the whole magazine. I hope we can finish it as soon as possible.

And I swear I will burn the magazine when it's published!

MUET(part 2)

MUET = kanasai!

First of all, I forgot to bring my pencil. Luckily Mei Huey lend me her pencil, thanks a lot!

I admit that I tikam-tikam for all the objective questions.

I totally have no idea about the essay question. (What is your opinion for being materialistic?)

Damn it! I'm out of points and I used up every second writing, oops! Not writing, wasting my pen ink.

I DUNNO WHAT I'M WRITING!!!

Listening skill is even worse!

I can't hear what the narrator trying to tell me(coz his voice is too 'deep').

In the end, I just fill up the answers space with my own words.

Kill me!!!

Maybe you all think I'm lamnua, but that's me~

Hsieh Yie rocks~!

I think Hsieh Yie and I were really 'man' today.

Case 1:
A few form 3 boys were trying to fight with some of the prefects(if I din 'keep the wrong wind'). Zhen Jee went to 'meleraikan pergaduhan' and some of them had wooden club in their hands. Suddenly the atmosphere changed and they start pushing each other. Zhen Jee was the victim and Hsieh Yie came to the rescue. She ROARED:"Ain't that enough!"(direct translate:'you all enough liao bo?!') The Form 3 boys stunned for a moment before leaving. She(or I should use the word he as kok yong suggested a long while ago? Haha...don't hit me!) rescued Zhen Jee(suddenly I think of Beauty and the Beast story...don't kill me) eh~Wow! Hsieh Yie rocks! Like Hsieh Yie said, 'Saving my wife(ZJ) is my duty.'

Case 2:
I caught a boy with hp but he refused to give us his name(he don't have a name tag!) I suggested that we'll get a male prefect to take out his wallet to check on his IC. He turned to me and the word 'C****!' came out from his f****** mouth. I really wanna tell him this:"Never mind. I got one. Don't envy me leh!"

Hsieh Yie told me:"Man gongz!" and I wanna tell her exactly the same thing.

Yer...Hsieh Yie rescued ZJ and now got sayang from her. I got nothing but a name 'C****'.

I also want sayang! I also want sayang! UNFAIR!!!

P/S: I realised that my name changed to C**** since the day I become prefect.

Spot-check!!!

Walau~

Today, my 'eyes' gone.

'Interesting' incident happened today:
We got a spot-check at the fifth floor. A Form 3 pengawas spotted a girl with a bunch of friend has a handphone. She asked me to take it away(Coz she don't wanna confront with classmates i think) and I tarik Geok Khim and Shuh Huey to help me. I 'tell' (i think i'm commanding actually) her politely to take out her hp by herself. She just soooo nge and said, 'I don't have it.' I repeat my request and finally she showed her nge CBB(don't know this? ask me personally) and pulled our her purse and tissue from her pocket. To convince me that she doesn't have a handphone, she even pulled out the entire pocket. And guess what? To REALLY convince me, she pulled up her skirt(for your information, there's just a black, tight trousers underneath it, NOTHING SPECIAL)

I was too shock to move (I can't even believe my eyes!) and turned to ask for help. Wow! She's so BRAVE and PROUD to show her *****(I think) No wonder my eyes gone red and damn itchy for the rest of the day!(I'm still blinking my eyes to force out tears when typing this)

Mdm. Liew showed up and checked their 'chest'(I don't use the word 'boobs' coz...(I trust you all for knowing the answer). I'm surprised that they(there are 8 of them if I'm not mistaken) can hide two combs in their b**! They kept announcing to the world that:"Teacher wanna check our boobs!" It takes me less than a split second to come out with this idea:"Excuse me, you don't have those, so feel no fear."

Wow! I really, really, really gained a lot of knowledge today. These students have great ideas about sneaking hp and hiding things. I really feel like saluting them!

It's fun to have spot-check anyway~

P/S: Just now 38 and other prefect warned me that the 'brave' girl maybe 'Ahem' me in future. Now kinda regret.

Stupid me!

Sunday, I act DAMN stupidly.

I wanna dedicate my apologize to Hsieh Yie:
TQ, only you can bear my temper and thank you for forgiving me.

Nowadays can't write blog coz my bro is using this pc.

So, be patient.

BUT! I will update this blog as regular as possible, unlike 'someone'.