TMD!
I HATE MYSELF!!!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
ARGH!
DAMN IT!
C**** eh!!!!!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
"Thanks a lot"
I swear that yesterday's incident will stick in my memory forever~
I was sooo lucky to look after form 3J and 3K for this week. Since this is their trial exam week, I got the chance to look at them 'dead goat fix gate' every morning, struggling between MM formula, Geografi terms Chinese ming2 ju4 and other subjects.
BUT! They have talkative mouths. a 20 minutes assembly can kill me easily. They talked as if they have't talked for the past 1000 years. Those mouths moving so fast until I wonder why they won't get their tongue tangled.
After failing to control them for almost a week, at last, my 'hero' came yesterday. Before he stand at the staircase, he tripped and almost fell. I tried hard to maintain my calmness, but still bu4 xiao3 xin1 laugh out with other form three kids.
Suddenly, this hero asked me, 'What form?' I said, 'Form 3.' while my fingers pointing these pupils around me. Mr. Ng showed his impatience look and pointed STRAIGHT to me, 'You Form 3?' I'm quite surprised and replied that I'm Lower Six.
He use his right finger to draw an imaginary circle around the area and said, 'After this all the pengawas and pekadis in charge of this area MUST stay back!' An immediate thought appear in my brain the split second he finished that sentence: "Oh, crap!"
Another pengawas who is suppose to stay back as well vanished as soon as the assembly is over, leaving behind 2 pengawas(Geok Khim and I) and a bunch of innocent-look pekadis. Ah Sir scolded us, 'Tell me, who should control them? These animals, who should control them? Har?"
We're so scared until we din even utter a word. Ah Sir PITCHAR into madness and instructed us to stand behind the flag pole and announced 'sing a song' a.k.a 'embarrass yourself live concert'.
The next minute I found myself(another pengawas also vanish mysteriously, I wonder how they did that) SALUTING the Jalur Gemilang with another 10 to 15 little pekadis, singing national anthem loudly in front of a bunch of Form 3 pupils watching and laughing from Bangunan Sains fifth floor. At the end of the singing, they clapped their hands and 'boo' us as well.
Ah Sir then lecture us for another 10 minutes, forcing us to slap those good stamina, long lasting mouths.
Since then, those little pekadis will give me a wide smile whenever they caught sight of me, reminding me the most 'faceless' moment that I went through with them.
Shit! For the first time in 5 years in Chung Hwa, I kena 'sing a song'!
'Thanks to you', Form 3.
I was sooo lucky to look after form 3J and 3K for this week. Since this is their trial exam week, I got the chance to look at them 'dead goat fix gate' every morning, struggling between MM formula, Geografi terms Chinese ming2 ju4 and other subjects.
BUT! They have talkative mouths. a 20 minutes assembly can kill me easily. They talked as if they have't talked for the past 1000 years. Those mouths moving so fast until I wonder why they won't get their tongue tangled.
After failing to control them for almost a week, at last, my 'hero' came yesterday. Before he stand at the staircase, he tripped and almost fell. I tried hard to maintain my calmness, but still bu4 xiao3 xin1 laugh out with other form three kids.
Suddenly, this hero asked me, 'What form?' I said, 'Form 3.' while my fingers pointing these pupils around me. Mr. Ng showed his impatience look and pointed STRAIGHT to me, 'You Form 3?' I'm quite surprised and replied that I'm Lower Six.
He use his right finger to draw an imaginary circle around the area and said, 'After this all the pengawas and pekadis in charge of this area MUST stay back!' An immediate thought appear in my brain the split second he finished that sentence: "Oh, crap!"
Another pengawas who is suppose to stay back as well vanished as soon as the assembly is over, leaving behind 2 pengawas(Geok Khim and I) and a bunch of innocent-look pekadis. Ah Sir scolded us, 'Tell me, who should control them? These animals, who should control them? Har?"
We're so scared until we din even utter a word. Ah Sir PITCHAR into madness and instructed us to stand behind the flag pole and announced 'sing a song' a.k.a 'embarrass yourself live concert'.
The next minute I found myself(another pengawas also vanish mysteriously, I wonder how they did that) SALUTING the Jalur Gemilang with another 10 to 15 little pekadis, singing national anthem loudly in front of a bunch of Form 3 pupils watching and laughing from Bangunan Sains fifth floor. At the end of the singing, they clapped their hands and 'boo' us as well.
Ah Sir then lecture us for another 10 minutes, forcing us to slap those good stamina, long lasting mouths.
Since then, those little pekadis will give me a wide smile whenever they caught sight of me, reminding me the most 'faceless' moment that I went through with them.
Shit! For the first time in 5 years in Chung Hwa, I kena 'sing a song'!
'Thanks to you', Form 3.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Summary of Form 6 life~
Suddenly, I feel that I'm LAMNUA.
Chemistry
I realized that I've not listening to Mr. Ng's teaching for almost a month, as I don't know what's he's talking about. The bond bond thing is driving me crazy. There's only 3 or 4 people is paying attention, not including me, I can feel that my face got tattoo of big question marks.
Input: negative infinity
MMT2
Ms. Lim Lua Keow's MMT2, my god! I still got a bit blur about crapter 7 probability, but chapter 8 is totally kosong for me. I don't understand what's going on during the class. f(x)? Integration? g(x)? Excuse me? That day 1838 and I asked Kok Yong to do the homework for us, and teacher said to me, "So easy also you cannot do, haiyoh!" I answered in my heart:" Yeah! Coz I'm stupid."
Input: negative infinity
MUET
I'm sure that every person that read this blog didn't even listen to him before(Admit it!). "Sadly", only Chun Hui listen attentively to his Sodomy Case(Mr. Yam suddenly showed great interest in this story and have a discuss with us in CLASS). Still, I don't know what's he's trying to tell us besides his Jesus' story. Sorry~
Input: 0
MMT1
Oh! I was forced to listen to her. I started to regret that I've finished her homework. I should have the guts to go out of the classroom. Actually, I gain most of the T1 knowledge from my tuition teacher as I can't keep up with her speed. We started our class later than Bio class, and now we've now faster than them. Wow!Big applause for Ms. Lee please.
Input: 1 times ten to the power of negative infinity(got la...a lil bit)
Physic
Ahhh....physic? When teacher ask:" Understand onot?" I always nod my head, but I suddenly forgot all the things that I've learnt when I'm doing homework. Shit! But I still blur about the chapter 2, 4 and 5. Haiz...who can help me? I suddenly find out that I waste a lot of time because I didn't listen to the lessons and I'm not doing anything during that time besides staring blankly at the teachers.
Damn it! I just got 2.33 and the biggest problem is I failed my Maths!
Form Six is tough, but the main problem is I'm too lazy. I'm not a worm, I'm a pulpa, unwilling to move even an inch. Sorry girls from physic class. I've been too crazy and volcano-like for the past few weeks. Maybe I don't look like it, but I'm stressed!
Which rule state that I can't play when I'm 18?(Chun Hui scolded 8837and I for playing childish game in class.)I'm gonna go mad if there's still nothing for me to do.
Eh, 8837! Why don't you just kill me?
(P/S: 8837=1838=Ms Pitchar Eeeww)
Chemistry
I realized that I've not listening to Mr. Ng's teaching for almost a month, as I don't know what's he's talking about. The bond bond thing is driving me crazy. There's only 3 or 4 people is paying attention, not including me, I can feel that my face got tattoo of big question marks.
Input: negative infinity
MMT2
Ms. Lim Lua Keow's MMT2, my god! I still got a bit blur about crapter 7 probability, but chapter 8 is totally kosong for me. I don't understand what's going on during the class. f(x)? Integration? g(x)? Excuse me? That day 1838 and I asked Kok Yong to do the homework for us, and teacher said to me, "So easy also you cannot do, haiyoh!" I answered in my heart:" Yeah! Coz I'm stupid."
Input: negative infinity
MUET
I'm sure that every person that read this blog didn't even listen to him before(Admit it!). "Sadly", only Chun Hui listen attentively to his Sodomy Case(Mr. Yam suddenly showed great interest in this story and have a discuss with us in CLASS). Still, I don't know what's he's trying to tell us besides his Jesus' story. Sorry~
Input: 0
MMT1
Oh! I was forced to listen to her. I started to regret that I've finished her homework. I should have the guts to go out of the classroom. Actually, I gain most of the T1 knowledge from my tuition teacher as I can't keep up with her speed. We started our class later than Bio class, and now we've now faster than them. Wow!Big applause for Ms. Lee please.
Input: 1 times ten to the power of negative infinity(got la...a lil bit)
Physic
Ahhh....physic? When teacher ask:" Understand onot?" I always nod my head, but I suddenly forgot all the things that I've learnt when I'm doing homework. Shit! But I still blur about the chapter 2, 4 and 5. Haiz...who can help me? I suddenly find out that I waste a lot of time because I didn't listen to the lessons and I'm not doing anything during that time besides staring blankly at the teachers.
Damn it! I just got 2.33 and the biggest problem is I failed my Maths!
Form Six is tough, but the main problem is I'm too lazy. I'm not a worm, I'm a pulpa, unwilling to move even an inch. Sorry girls from physic class. I've been too crazy and volcano-like for the past few weeks. Maybe I don't look like it, but I'm stressed!
Which rule state that I can't play when I'm 18?(Chun Hui scolded 8837and I for playing childish game in class.)I'm gonna go mad if there's still nothing for me to do.
Eh, 8837! Why don't you just kill me?
(P/S: 8837=1838=Ms Pitchar Eeeww)
Friday, August 1, 2008
~Peronda~
Shit!
I've never been a peronda, but suddenly kena jadi ketua peronda...
The 'benefit' of being a peronda is addressed as a C****(at least 10 times in a row) by 4K5 students.
Damn! You call me a C****?! You B****!I know you don't have one, and so as your mum.
I think I can throw her out of her class using one hand since she's so small size, but wait!
Her centre of gravity is too low(she's just until my shoulder).
As a physic class student, I know that it's hard for me to throw her because she's too stable.
She's heavy as well, so...I'll keep my energy 'conserved'.
Damn! Stop telling other pengawas about my secrets. What's the point telling them?
I got my own secrets(eating in class is not a secret), but is it a must for you to Sebar when I am ronda-ing our class?
Uh! This blog turn from my blog to 'Aduan Pengawas blog'
I've never been a peronda, but suddenly kena jadi ketua peronda...
The 'benefit' of being a peronda is addressed as a C****(at least 10 times in a row) by 4K5 students.
Damn! You call me a C****?! You B****!I know you don't have one, and so as your mum.
I think I can throw her out of her class using one hand since she's so small size, but wait!
Her centre of gravity is too low(she's just until my shoulder).
As a physic class student, I know that it's hard for me to throw her because she's too stable.
She's heavy as well, so...I'll keep my energy 'conserved'.
Damn! Stop telling other pengawas about my secrets. What's the point telling them?
I got my own secrets(eating in class is not a secret), but is it a must for you to Sebar when I am ronda-ing our class?
Uh! This blog turn from my blog to 'Aduan Pengawas blog'
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