Friday, December 12, 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Just now I had a conversation with Hsieh Yie.

She informed me that the First Wife is gonna interrogate and mostly hentam me. It's because I asked Ah Fong to be my mum but the daddy pose is kosong then we wei3 qu1 tam puk, ask Hsieh Yie to be my daddy.

SO, I'm the one that should be blame of. It seems like I'm in danger now.

I suggested that we have a gathering. (Since 1st lai and 2nd lai is now in KB...)But according to HY, 1st lai is now jealous and unhappy about her 'flower heart' husband, so I'll be the dai4 zui4 gao1 yang2.

Yer...Big mum Huey Shenn, don't angry lar~

I'm looking forward to hold a family gathering at McDonald(that's the place that we hang out almost everytime!!!) and take a picture of the entire family, including 3rd lai and 4th lai(As an evidence of Hsieh Yie's disloyalty...Muahahahaha!)~

Well, this will remain an imagination if Huey Shenn still angry lar~

See first lo~~~
(I'm sure Huey Shenn will read this while cursing this cat nonstop...ahaha~)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Blah~!

Time flies~

...and the only homework that i've complete is PA(coz just need to simply write and 'ta-da').

Last night was prefect jamuan, to say frankly, not so delicious. The drinks...I can't determine the flavour, it's kinda weird.

Everyone just mix with their own group, but Chuen Ling, Mei Yee and Yen Jie showed up!

Well, Chuen Ling's mouth is still acidic as usual, me sudah kena bom sampai hancur o~

Dunno what to write...Argh!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

3rd and 4th lai ~

Now, Hsieh Yie's family expanded.

For your information, she just got another 2 wives!

As I've introduced others in my blog a long long time ago, it's time for me to 'update' this complex family.

-Third wife, Zhen Jee-=.=
Err, how should I start? It's kinda headache when it's time to describe her, coz I'm afraid she'll kill me after reading this post. OK, this Zhen Jee, teach me bad(get more information from 'It's all ZJ's fault' blogpost). Her words always make me think far, far away. She's a good homework supplier that I found this year(since Mei Jiun is in Bio class, it's hard for me to borrow homework). But nowadays her efficiency jatuh secara mendadak. Hsieh Yie the 'flower heart' just married her, making her the third wife. Yen Jie even get jealous when I told her about this. She likes to call Hsieh Yie 'lao gong' in front of me and act en1 ai4. Until now, they haven't have any 'child'. She'll went crazy whenever I told her this. Maybe after seeing this blog she'll immediately adopt a 'child' to shut me up.(Eh Zhen Jee, do you realise that I use ur favourite, qiao purplish pink in your description?)

Fourth wife, Ah Fong
Ah Fong is made up of kasih sayang. She sayang everyone. She even let me put my head on her shoulders in front of Hoe Cheong. The best thing about her is she never scream(Zhen Jee, you should learn this from her!)whenever I'm driving. But she'll make sure that she wears a seatbelt. Now since she's my 'mum', she forced me to call her 'mummy' instead of 'Ah Fong'. Before our 'mum and daughter' relationship started, I asked her, "Eh Fong, can you be my mummy?" "Sure!" My answer really drive her crazy, "But I don't want Hoe Cheong as my daddy." That's the first time she shouted my name(with a wide smile of course).

Now, according to Hsieh Yie, my status can be divided into two. First is 'the stray cat that her kind hearted daughter picked up from the roadside'(damn long name). Another one is 'the daughter of her fourth wife'.

Uh! Typing this is making me headache pulok.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Fighting with...myself?

I'm thinking of starting a new blog to replace this blog.

It's because I can't add gadgets to this blog as I lost my hotmail password(it takes a long, long explaination...blah blah blah)

OK, back to my recent ife==>Summary: LAMNUA

I admit, I ain't doing any homework, so what?

It's normal anyway for a lazy cat like me.

It's due to the rainy weather that makes me wanna keep warm in my bed~Really like a pulpa, huh?

Maria was right. I should make a schedule. But now on top of my 'to do list' is

BEAT THE LAZY INNERSELF!

Come on, man! I know it's all my fault being such a lazy worm.

Someone, or anyone, please provide me some methods to be hardworking.

Please make me a HARDWORKING CAT.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Homework! Homework!! Homework!!!

So, Zhen Jee is finally back from her KL vacation.

I don't think I'll got chance to update this blog liao~

The scene of looking at her do homework will make me feel bad.

That feeling will somehow make me ashamed of myself being a lazy worm.

Maybe many people will say: "Eler! Get this kind of result liao still don't wanna study! You really no cure liao la~!"

It's true. I should have learn my lessons after getting such 'good' results. I should have set my mind to 'fighting or learning mode'. I should stuff my useless brain with all those chemical formulae and physic concepts. I should get back to my books to do all those revisions because I can't even remember how to complete the questions given.

Back to the same problem: SCHOOL MAGAZINE

Argh! It's the same story~It seems like we complete a page, we will found out another 100 pages that we forgot to do.

I can visualise Mr. Wong's face next year: If I can dream , I will certainly don't dream about HY."(Sorry HY, I really think he will say so)

To HY,
OK, I know. I've not been a very helpful PE. I'm not efficient. Sometimes I feel really sorry you for having such PE. I know the advertisement is driving you crazy, but please take care of yourself. Besides, no need to send 'thank you messages' after every meeting la. It's our responsibility to do so. By the way, I've finished the Laporan Tahunan(except for the Persatuan Murid-murid Tua that you told me to abaikan)!

Cat that suddenly feel herself efficient
YEAH~I know! I've talked too much. I should get back to work.
A fact that I suddenly realise(Madam Kwek was right anyway):
NEVER EVER do homework or revision with your handphone beside you. It's DISTRACTING!!!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I need MOTIVATION from...you!

Oh! I suddenly realise that this is the most hardworking month since I've started this blog.

Can't get what I mean? Ans: THIS IS THE THIRTEENTH POST FOR THIS MONTH!

I've break my previous record.

Yeah...I know. I write a lot of nonsense stuff. Anyway, this is just for fun. So please don't judge me too seriously.

For the prefect meeting at 28 November, I have to say that I'm sorry I can't attend it. I got other things to do.

Life is boring.

I can't get myself to do homework. Not to mention doing revision.

Summary for my homework:

PHYSIC:
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YEAH!!! Mr. Lim is the best teacher I would say! He didn't even give us a question to solve during the long holiday! But thinking of the previous homework that I've accumulated since Form 6 start will definitely turn down my mood. In fact, it's becoming HUTANG LAPUK!!! Oh! How I wish I got the brain the complete it~I know Mr. Lim intention is to let us have more time in doing revision, like he always said, "Come on la, please la, do revision. You REALLY need to do revision. Please, do revision."Ugh! This makes me feel bad when our teacher 'begs'(sort of) us to be hardworking.

CHEMISTRY:
Do inorganic chemistry summary and all physical chemistry question in STPM Past Year Paper, ranging from year 1999 to 2007
DAMN! That's the only word I can think of to describe the holiday work. I know all my friends are struggling to understand the stupid INORGANIC CHEMISTRY but I still can't pull myself to reach the books that I've 'inherited' from my brother. It's hard~Please forgive my little brain.

MATHS T1:
All the questions (which Ms. Lee had taught) in STPM Past Year Paper, ranging from year 1999 to 2007
Ah! This is hard. MMT1 is a subject where I apply my 'learn and forget' skill. Every time I want to do it, I manage to find myself digging into the thick MMT1 revision book. All of the question seems to be sooooo unfamiliar. I know I used to finish the questions and I know I can do it before this but now??? Argh! What's happening to my brain? Can I bang it on the wall to make it smarter?

MATHS T2:
Revision Exercise Chapter 8
This subject give less homework compared to other subjects. I know I used to have those integrating functions, probability density etc at my fingertips. However, the methods seemed to leave me after the final exam. I used to do all those homework but now it's erased from my memory completely! Maybe I feel too happy when I know that I got the exam question correct(I was sick and damn dizzy during that exam) until I forgot to do more revision. I need to do all the exercises before getting myself into the revision exercise~

PA:
All the stupid papers that teacher give and STPM 2008 paper
1, 2, 3, ....argh! I don't know how many papers I suppose to receive. I put all the papers in the same file and I think I got enough paper, but after checking with Zhen Jee's, I left out 2 papers. And now, I found out that I'm short of 3 or 4 questions. Come on, how many papers I suppose to get? It's stupid to gather all the questions but I was forced to do so because it 'costs' 50 marks in the coming January(or February?) exam!!! @#&*...

I could visualise your reactions after reading: Eler~got time blogging but no time do revision.

So what? I'm PULPA!

Can someone please motivate this stupid, lazy, sleepy cat to do homework?