OutBurst~

TMD!

I HATE MYSELF!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

ARGH!

DAMN IT!

C**** eh!!!!!

"Thanks a lot"

I swear that yesterday's incident will stick in my memory forever~

I was sooo lucky to look after form 3J and 3K for this week. Since this is their trial exam week, I got the chance to look at them 'dead goat fix gate' every morning, struggling between MM formula, Geografi terms Chinese ming2 ju4 and other subjects.

BUT! They have talkative mouths. a 20 minutes assembly can kill me easily. They talked as if they have't talked for the past 1000 years. Those mouths moving so fast until I wonder why they won't get their tongue tangled.

After failing to control them for almost a week, at last, my 'hero' came yesterday. Before he stand at the staircase, he tripped and almost fell. I tried hard to maintain my calmness, but still bu4 xiao3 xin1 laugh out with other form three kids.

Suddenly, this hero asked me, 'What form?' I said, 'Form 3.' while my fingers pointing these pupils around me. Mr. Ng showed his impatience look and pointed STRAIGHT to me, 'You Form 3?' I'm quite surprised and replied that I'm Lower Six.

He use his right finger to draw an imaginary circle around the area and said, 'After this all the pengawas and pekadis in charge of this area MUST stay back!' An immediate thought appear in my brain the split second he finished that sentence: "Oh, crap!"

Another pengawas who is suppose to stay back as well vanished as soon as the assembly is over, leaving behind 2 pengawas(Geok Khim and I) and a bunch of innocent-look pekadis. Ah Sir scolded us, 'Tell me, who should control them? These animals, who should control them? Har?"

We're so scared until we din even utter a word. Ah Sir PITCHAR into madness and instructed us to stand behind the flag pole and announced 'sing a song' a.k.a 'embarrass yourself live concert'.

The next minute I found myself(another pengawas also vanish mysteriously, I wonder how they did that) SALUTING the Jalur Gemilang with another 10 to 15 little pekadis, singing national anthem loudly in front of a bunch of Form 3 pupils watching and laughing from Bangunan Sains fifth floor. At the end of the singing, they clapped their hands and 'boo' us as well.

Ah Sir then lecture us for another 10 minutes, forcing us to slap those good stamina, long lasting mouths.

Since then, those little pekadis will give me a wide smile whenever they caught sight of me, reminding me the most 'faceless' moment that I went through with them.

Shit! For the first time in 5 years in Chung Hwa, I kena 'sing a song'!

'Thanks to you', Form 3.

Summary of Form 6 life~

Suddenly, I feel that I'm LAMNUA.

Chemistry
I realized that I've not listening to Mr. Ng's teaching for almost a month, as I don't know what's he's talking about. The bond bond thing is driving me crazy. There's only 3 or 4 people is paying attention, not including me, I can feel that my face got tattoo of big question marks.
Input: negative infinity

MMT2
Ms. Lim Lua Keow's MMT2, my god! I still got a bit blur about crapter 7 probability, but chapter 8 is totally kosong for me. I don't understand what's going on during the class. f(x)? Integration? g(x)? Excuse me? That day 1838 and I asked Kok Yong to do the homework for us, and teacher said to me, "So easy also you cannot do, haiyoh!" I answered in my heart:" Yeah! Coz I'm stupid."
Input: negative infinity

MUET
I'm sure that every person that read this blog didn't even listen to him before(Admit it!). "Sadly", only Chun Hui listen attentively to his Sodomy Case(Mr. Yam suddenly showed great interest in this story and have a discuss with us in CLASS). Still, I don't know what's he's trying to tell us besides his Jesus' story. Sorry~
Input: 0

MMT1
Oh! I was forced to listen to her. I started to regret that I've finished her homework. I should have the guts to go out of the classroom. Actually, I gain most of the T1 knowledge from my tuition teacher as I can't keep up with her speed. We started our class later than Bio class, and now we've now faster than them. Wow!Big applause for Ms. Lee please.
Input: 1 times ten to the power of negative infinity(got la...a lil bit)

Physic
Ahhh....physic? When teacher ask:" Understand onot?" I always nod my head, but I suddenly forgot all the things that I've learnt when I'm doing homework. Shit! But I still blur about the chapter 2, 4 and 5. Haiz...who can help me? I suddenly find out that I waste a lot of time because I didn't listen to the lessons and I'm not doing anything during that time besides staring blankly at the teachers.

Damn it! I just got 2.33 and the biggest problem is I failed my Maths!

Form Six is tough, but the main problem is I'm too lazy. I'm not a worm, I'm a pulpa, unwilling to move even an inch. Sorry girls from physic class. I've been too crazy and volcano-like for the past few weeks. Maybe I don't look like it, but I'm stressed!

Which rule state that I can't play when I'm 18?(Chun Hui scolded 8837and I for playing childish game in class.)I'm gonna go mad if there's still nothing for me to do.

Eh, 8837! Why don't you just kill me?
(P/S: 8837=1838=Ms Pitchar Eeeww)

~Peronda~

Shit!

I've never been a peronda, but suddenly kena jadi ketua peronda...

The 'benefit' of being a peronda is addressed as a C****(at least 10 times in a row) by 4K5 students.

Damn! You call me a C****?! You B****!I know you don't have one, and so as your mum.

I think I can throw her out of her class using one hand since she's so small size, but wait!

Her centre of gravity is too low(she's just until my shoulder).

As a physic class student, I know that it's hard for me to throw her because she's too stable.

She's heavy as well, so...I'll keep my energy 'conserved'.

Damn! Stop telling other pengawas about my secrets. What's the point telling them?

I got my own secrets(eating in class is not a secret), but is it a must for you to Sebar when I am ronda-ing our class?

Uh! This blog turn from my blog to 'Aduan Pengawas blog'

Eh eh! It's not what cha thinking about!!!

If I'm not mistaken, this 'incident' happened last week.

Pengawas need to fold up our long sleeve until our elbow, and this gives us(especially new or ex-chung cheng pengawas) a lot of trouble.

I need to fold it every night as I don't know how to do it with one hand or with my clothes on.

BUT! Ms. Pitchar Lee choose to fold it with one hand. And the result is...tak sama panjang~

She asked me to fold it for her since mine is better than hers(Hoho~it's true). So, we go into the same washroom. We don't want anybody to see us in untidy attire.(Mr. Wong's word stuck in my brain:"IMAGE!")

As I was folding her sleeve, we heard sounds and shadows under the door. We know there's someone waiting for the washroom, but we din quicken our actions.

When we finally open the door, I saw Canteen's tauke-soh is leaning on the wall right in front of us.

She smiled at me at the sight of me as a sign of relief. I can imagine her thought:" At last you come out. I've been waiting for ages."

But the moment she saw Hsieh Yie right behind me, she suddenly SCREAMED!(Ahhhhhhh!)

I really mean it, she SCREAMED!

Then she dashed into other washroom like an arrow.

I wonder what's in her thought.

We're not doing the 'thing' that she was imagining.

I'm just folding Hsieh Yie's sleeve, and that's it. NO MORE IMAGINATION!

Damn it! She really think too much!

Thanks to Hsieh Yie. Until now, I dare not go to canteen.

Maybe Hsieh Yie and I gonna be lucut by the end of this year~

Look before you leap, girls!

"Shhh!"
"Shhh!"
"Don't play!"
"Stop talking."

And finally I got a 'reply'.

'DOG!' This word came out from a 2Damar girl.

Hey girl, it's your fault that you don't wanna stand properly. I'm just doing my job, and you call me DOG?! If I'm not wearing that blue shirt I sure, no, I SWEAR I will %$^# until your mouth can''t even say 'D' for the rest of your life!

It's damn stupid, standing among a sea of stupid pupils who sikong they're 'pretty and clever', trying to "Shhh...." them whenever those non-stoppable mouth trying to make weird sounds.

Maybe they think that I look frail with one of my hands holding on another, walking among those form 2 girls. In fact, I'm holding my hands so that my angry right hand won't land on their 'beautiful, flawless(but actually "pimpleful")' faces.

That 2 Damar assistant monitor, can't you just stand still for 20 minutes? Are you a CACING? If I'm not wearing a blue shirt I SWEAR I'll broke your legs so that you can't move an inch for the rest of your life!

That shortie girl, my ex-classmate's ex-boyfriend sister, don't you ever sikong that your eyes can shoot out laser and I will let you say and play as you desire. Wanna play eye contact? Why don't you just check my identity out from the school magazine before you try to scare me with your sepet eyes?

Hsieh Yie worse. Some 'brave yet useless' 4sc2 girl threaten her...

WE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!

Those senior pengawas tell us: "That's how you behave when you're young, now you can feel the pain. Haha!"

I admit that Hsieh Yie and I 'cry' when thinking about our 'duty' when tuition.

Hell! We didn't behave like that when we're in Form 2!

Suddenly, Hsieh Yie and I have a good idea: "Why don't we form a da3 jia4 geng with the pengawas from L6SP1? I'm sure we won't lose to those bad pupil."

Damn it! Can anyone just tell those pupil about our backgrounds?

Dear pupils,
Just that I haven't have a tie doesn't mean that I'm from Chung Cheng! I've been standing on the same spot as yours for five years. If you still can't hear the announcement clearly that means it's your ears' problem! Before I forget, STOP ASKING ME WHETHER THE GIRL THAT DEKLAMASI SAJAK IS BEAUTIFUL OR NOT! It's none of your business!

Huh! At last, tomorrow will be the final day looking at your faces.

Hooray!

Excuse me, is it true?

I say first ar, I din write in BI because of "tianbeng", it's just my pc's problem.
Damn it!

To Ms. Pitchar Lee:
Ei, you are the one who choose to malas and stop blogging for a month, don't use me to "cross bridge" nah!

I am a bit confused.

Is it a joke? Me and Hsieh Yie?

Stupid and non-pengawas thing we did in class almost everyday:
1. ate "char siu pao" and bread almost every period.
2."bidar"(lastik) each other with V-shaped paper.
3. throw ruler at chemistry period.(limited to pitchar lee and have Ms. Wong as witness)
4. I never do revision, but HY do revision with another people and abaikan me(heavy colour light friends)

Our minat utama in the interview form:"menulis, membaca, and meN- wat i forgot liao"
Sounds professional, right?

Actually, we think these three words suits us best:"melepak dan mengumpat". Another one i dun wanna tell you all here, it's confidential~

Hsieh Yie say we may change other's way of judging SC 1 pupil.

Have you ever seen two SCIENCE ONE student playing "bidar" in class, and one of them have the best result in the whole Lower Six form?

Maybe in their eyes we should be book worms with our ass stick to the chair to do revision.

BUT...

We enjoy our food from my famous, compressable tupperware and lepak at the washroom whenever we're free. One of the BPP warned us not to eat in class during meeting. OMG!

Silly huh?

It's all over now. GAME OVER.

We "cry" at our white shirt(I just bought those for 100++ last month!) and blue dress and most importantly, my TUPPERWARE this thursday. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

No more.

It's replaced by an easy-dirty white dress. No more food in class.

I'll starve to death.

Before I went crazy, can someone please stab me to death?