School magazine~

At last, my part is hampir habis!!!

Being a PE is a hard job, but not as 'cham' as Hsieh Yie.

Everyday she go 'in and out' of the classroom, dealing with those fussy and low productive teachers.

I felt so 'kolian' for her. But I think I don't need to worry about her because she got good brain(unlike mine)~

To Hsieh Yie(Editor):
I'm sorry that I'm not a good helper. Maybe you've cursed me for a thousand times but still, SORRY~~~!

For me, I spent most of my time asking the teachers to 'donate' students' karya.

And wait for my typists to finish it off.

A really big THANK YOU I would like to say to the world's most efficient typist, Mei Jiun and Min Fei.

You two really damn efficient until I can't even believe my eyes when I saw those pendrives.

However, those pendrives are 'driving' me crazy.

Now, I help Ah Fong the do her design. Mr. Wong sure have very 'HIGH' taste to reject almost all of our design. It's like everything we design never satisfy him.

It took Hsieh Yie damn big effort to filter all the 'comments' from Mr. Wong.

Although Ah Fong and I tried to pujuk her but she seemed like zipped or locked her mouth.

(It's like someone is jealous about ZJ ar...didn't believe? Check out her blog at http://www.janlee110.blogspot.com/)

We still need a little time to finish the whole magazine. I hope we can finish it as soon as possible.

And I swear I will burn the magazine when it's published!

MUET(part 2)

MUET = kanasai!

First of all, I forgot to bring my pencil. Luckily Mei Huey lend me her pencil, thanks a lot!

I admit that I tikam-tikam for all the objective questions.

I totally have no idea about the essay question. (What is your opinion for being materialistic?)

Damn it! I'm out of points and I used up every second writing, oops! Not writing, wasting my pen ink.

I DUNNO WHAT I'M WRITING!!!

Listening skill is even worse!

I can't hear what the narrator trying to tell me(coz his voice is too 'deep').

In the end, I just fill up the answers space with my own words.

Kill me!!!

Maybe you all think I'm lamnua, but that's me~

Hsieh Yie rocks~!

I think Hsieh Yie and I were really 'man' today.

Case 1:
A few form 3 boys were trying to fight with some of the prefects(if I din 'keep the wrong wind'). Zhen Jee went to 'meleraikan pergaduhan' and some of them had wooden club in their hands. Suddenly the atmosphere changed and they start pushing each other. Zhen Jee was the victim and Hsieh Yie came to the rescue. She ROARED:"Ain't that enough!"(direct translate:'you all enough liao bo?!') The Form 3 boys stunned for a moment before leaving. She(or I should use the word he as kok yong suggested a long while ago? Haha...don't hit me!) rescued Zhen Jee(suddenly I think of Beauty and the Beast story...don't kill me) eh~Wow! Hsieh Yie rocks! Like Hsieh Yie said, 'Saving my wife(ZJ) is my duty.'

Case 2:
I caught a boy with hp but he refused to give us his name(he don't have a name tag!) I suggested that we'll get a male prefect to take out his wallet to check on his IC. He turned to me and the word 'C****!' came out from his f****** mouth. I really wanna tell him this:"Never mind. I got one. Don't envy me leh!"

Hsieh Yie told me:"Man gongz!" and I wanna tell her exactly the same thing.

Yer...Hsieh Yie rescued ZJ and now got sayang from her. I got nothing but a name 'C****'.

I also want sayang! I also want sayang! UNFAIR!!!

P/S: I realised that my name changed to C**** since the day I become prefect.

Spot-check!!!

Walau~

Today, my 'eyes' gone.

'Interesting' incident happened today:
We got a spot-check at the fifth floor. A Form 3 pengawas spotted a girl with a bunch of friend has a handphone. She asked me to take it away(Coz she don't wanna confront with classmates i think) and I tarik Geok Khim and Shuh Huey to help me. I 'tell' (i think i'm commanding actually) her politely to take out her hp by herself. She just soooo nge and said, 'I don't have it.' I repeat my request and finally she showed her nge CBB(don't know this? ask me personally) and pulled our her purse and tissue from her pocket. To convince me that she doesn't have a handphone, she even pulled out the entire pocket. And guess what? To REALLY convince me, she pulled up her skirt(for your information, there's just a black, tight trousers underneath it, NOTHING SPECIAL)

I was too shock to move (I can't even believe my eyes!) and turned to ask for help. Wow! She's so BRAVE and PROUD to show her *****(I think) No wonder my eyes gone red and damn itchy for the rest of the day!(I'm still blinking my eyes to force out tears when typing this)

Mdm. Liew showed up and checked their 'chest'(I don't use the word 'boobs' coz...(I trust you all for knowing the answer). I'm surprised that they(there are 8 of them if I'm not mistaken) can hide two combs in their b**! They kept announcing to the world that:"Teacher wanna check our boobs!" It takes me less than a split second to come out with this idea:"Excuse me, you don't have those, so feel no fear."

Wow! I really, really, really gained a lot of knowledge today. These students have great ideas about sneaking hp and hiding things. I really feel like saluting them!

It's fun to have spot-check anyway~

P/S: Just now 38 and other prefect warned me that the 'brave' girl maybe 'Ahem' me in future. Now kinda regret.

Stupid me!

Sunday, I act DAMN stupidly.

I wanna dedicate my apologize to Hsieh Yie:
TQ, only you can bear my temper and thank you for forgiving me.

Nowadays can't write blog coz my bro is using this pc.

So, be patient.

BUT! I will update this blog as regular as possible, unlike 'someone'.

Peanut Butter~

Due to recent 'incident', my name is now butter and zhen jee is peanut.

(Together we form peanut butter, yummy!)

I like the name butter. Coz...

Reason 1: If I can fly, I become 'butterfly'

Reason 2: There's a Buttercup in Powerpuff girls.

Zhen Jee, on the other hand, like her name peanut.

But there ain't 'peanutfly' or 'peanutcup'.

There's just 'peanut and fly'.

We use peanut and butter instead of 'you' and 'me'.

Eg. my message to peanut:

Eh peanut, butter here. If peanut wanna sleep remember to blanket peanut coz if peanut sleep without blanket it's like 'kacang lupakan kulit'.

From now on. Heng Yi Wen = Butter Heng & Tan Zhen Jee = Peanut Tan.

For your information, Lee Hsieh Yie = Jam Lee.

(Realise that all the names are from the waffle flavour that are available?)

MUET(Part 1)

Thursday morning rain is falling(Maroon 5 'sunday morning')~

Brief description on my stupiak MUET exam:
Went to Zainab 2 damn early. Waited for quite long time in the room as the school was having an assembly. I can't believe that they sit on the cement floor!

I was sooooo nervous that I can't sleep and eat for the past 2 days. I got many many butterflies in my stomach. Even though I tried to chase them out by singing a lot of songs, I still can't make myself calm. Shit! (Hui Ling said my voice is chiao(it should be sexy), got meh???)

Hui Ling, Khai Wei and I were in the same group. I think those examiners surely saw my trembling hands when handing up my IC. I passed my IC to the wrong examiner! I screwed my FIRST IMPRESSION. Damn.

My question is: A good parents should be generous with money. Actually my mind just popped out this idea the moment I saw the word money: Money is the root of all evil. The next second I wanna bang my head on the wall for thinking the idea that oppose my question.

I was so stupid. When the examiner said 'You may read the question', I immediately took my pencil and started writing my points. The examiner, with an impatience voice, tell me: "You are not allowed to write yet." Oh! I'm so embarrassed!

Candidate A:
This Malay boy ended his turn so quickly that I can't even jot down his points. What I know is he kept talking about a movie named "Anakku Sazali". Maybe it's a story about family because his point is about 'spending more time with family'.

Candidate B: It's me la!

Candidate C:
Khai Wei did a great job. I had to agree with her because I kept bombing Hui Ling and I don't know how to agree with Candidate A(his points caused me a headache, really!).

Candidate D:
Hui Ling also quite good. She got hand movement and it makes her looked pro. I thought, "Gosh! Damn pro gongz!" But later I observed that her hands were shivering. She's nervous but still perform well. Finally she agreed with candidate A. We decided to boikot her for 3 days for not supporting 'own people'.

I hate myself. I talked like a spoilt engine. Gagap like hell until I wonder I'm a PROTON car(faulty cars, those who use local car should know it). Damn it!

Anyway, SPEAKING TEST IS OVER! (Boohoo...my poor performance~)

However, the 'listening test', 'ABCD test' and so on is coming up this 8 November. Kinda worry because I haven't write essays for ages and my english ain't broken, it's powdery.

Hillary Duff:
Let the rain fall down, and wake my dreams. Let it wash away my sanity. Coz I want to feel the thunder I wanna scream. Let the rain fall down, I'm coming clean...(During my test, it IS raining, and this song stuck in my brain and it keep on repeating)

Wish me good luck!