Peanut Butter~

Due to recent 'incident', my name is now butter and zhen jee is peanut.

(Together we form peanut butter, yummy!)

I like the name butter. Coz...

Reason 1: If I can fly, I become 'butterfly'

Reason 2: There's a Buttercup in Powerpuff girls.

Zhen Jee, on the other hand, like her name peanut.

But there ain't 'peanutfly' or 'peanutcup'.

There's just 'peanut and fly'.

We use peanut and butter instead of 'you' and 'me'.

Eg. my message to peanut:

Eh peanut, butter here. If peanut wanna sleep remember to blanket peanut coz if peanut sleep without blanket it's like 'kacang lupakan kulit'.

From now on. Heng Yi Wen = Butter Heng & Tan Zhen Jee = Peanut Tan.

For your information, Lee Hsieh Yie = Jam Lee.

(Realise that all the names are from the waffle flavour that are available?)

MUET(Part 1)

Thursday morning rain is falling(Maroon 5 'sunday morning')~

Brief description on my stupiak MUET exam:
Went to Zainab 2 damn early. Waited for quite long time in the room as the school was having an assembly. I can't believe that they sit on the cement floor!

I was sooooo nervous that I can't sleep and eat for the past 2 days. I got many many butterflies in my stomach. Even though I tried to chase them out by singing a lot of songs, I still can't make myself calm. Shit! (Hui Ling said my voice is chiao(it should be sexy), got meh???)

Hui Ling, Khai Wei and I were in the same group. I think those examiners surely saw my trembling hands when handing up my IC. I passed my IC to the wrong examiner! I screwed my FIRST IMPRESSION. Damn.

My question is: A good parents should be generous with money. Actually my mind just popped out this idea the moment I saw the word money: Money is the root of all evil. The next second I wanna bang my head on the wall for thinking the idea that oppose my question.

I was so stupid. When the examiner said 'You may read the question', I immediately took my pencil and started writing my points. The examiner, with an impatience voice, tell me: "You are not allowed to write yet." Oh! I'm so embarrassed!

Candidate A:
This Malay boy ended his turn so quickly that I can't even jot down his points. What I know is he kept talking about a movie named "Anakku Sazali". Maybe it's a story about family because his point is about 'spending more time with family'.

Candidate B: It's me la!

Candidate C:
Khai Wei did a great job. I had to agree with her because I kept bombing Hui Ling and I don't know how to agree with Candidate A(his points caused me a headache, really!).

Candidate D:
Hui Ling also quite good. She got hand movement and it makes her looked pro. I thought, "Gosh! Damn pro gongz!" But later I observed that her hands were shivering. She's nervous but still perform well. Finally she agreed with candidate A. We decided to boikot her for 3 days for not supporting 'own people'.

I hate myself. I talked like a spoilt engine. Gagap like hell until I wonder I'm a PROTON car(faulty cars, those who use local car should know it). Damn it!

Anyway, SPEAKING TEST IS OVER! (Boohoo...my poor performance~)

However, the 'listening test', 'ABCD test' and so on is coming up this 8 November. Kinda worry because I haven't write essays for ages and my english ain't broken, it's powdery.

Hillary Duff:
Let the rain fall down, and wake my dreams. Let it wash away my sanity. Coz I want to feel the thunder I wanna scream. Let the rain fall down, I'm coming clean...(During my test, it IS raining, and this song stuck in my brain and it keep on repeating)

Wish me good luck!

Argh!

HELP!!!

What to do? I can't sign in my MSN!

Whenever I try to sign in, it said my account does not exist or I've given the wrong password.

But I've been using 'remember my password' for the past n months.

Is it because I didn't forward those email saying 'pass this to 20 person or else we're gonna delete your account'?

Haih...can anyone tell me what's happenning?

How to do???

I'm fed up!

That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!

Stop telling me about exam. I'm DAMN SICK of it.

I know my results are really kanasai(that's the most suitable use to describe my result).

Stop it!

Damn it!

I don't wanna hear it!

Let's pray that I get at least 10 marks for physic tomorrow.

quote from hsieh yie: I'M A PHYSICS STUDENT DAMN IT!

It HURTS!

Words that would badly hurt people with different horoscope. It's accurate!!!


十二星座致命打擊語錄

牡羊座　“你怎麼這麼慢呀，一點效率都沒有！”

金牛座　“老公，今天商店大減價，我把你的存折提空了……”

雙子座　“哦，昨天是愚人節，那消息是我騙你的，呵呵，你不也老這樣嗎？”

巨蟹座　“一生一世？！開玩笑吧，都什麼年代了。”

獅子座　“真丟人，女朋友都看不住，還兇什麼兇！”

處女座　“不好意思，剛才用你的杯子喝牛奶了……”

天秤座　“其實你的男(女)朋友也沒什麼，就是難看點……”

天蠍座　“我早就變心了，是你太投入都感覺不出來。”

射手座　“如果你愛我，就永遠別再離開我……”

魔羯座　“聽說今年評的優良員工裡又沒你的名字。”

水瓶座　“親愛的，我們今天還是吃牛肉麵吧，雖然我們每天來都吃……”

雙魚座　“什麼？我什麼時候說過愛你了？我愛的是他……”


Ouch! It DOES hurt me...

Miao Miao Jee~

Just now went to tokong(Guan Yin Niang Niang's birthday). Twice in a day because before that (7.00pm) it's toooooo crowded.

I went alone. Walk lonely along the empty street(it's 10.00pm i think)

Take off my glasses. It's kinda dirty.

Suddenly I think I heard someone calling me. But I don't have the guts to look around. (quite sensitive nowadays~)

When I finally put on my glasses, I saw Zhen Jee with her parents.

OH! yuan2 lai2...

Her parents burst into laughter:"Haiz this kid! Can't see without glasses!"

Yeah! I'm MEK MEK WEN, coz I'm ba3 ba3(hokkien means tak peka).

Anyway, I got a new string~

P/S 1: Met Ms. Yong at my first visit to the tokong.
P/S 2: UNFAIR!!!Everybody call me Mek Mek Wen, but none call Zhen Jee Miao Miao Jee!

PCB~wow!

Ohhoho...yesterday we're so mad.

After this exam we're so excited that we planned to enjoy ourselves at the beach. After discussing via SMS, we gather at Zhen Jee's house at 4.30pm.

I felt soooo pity to Hsieh Yie's vocal cord because she kept on screaming when I'm driving. I admit I can't 'drift' like her but I now realise that I also can't scream like her. (it's damn high pitch man!)

Hsieh Yie, Kok Yong, Chun Hui and Zhen Jee reminds me of Uncle Long and Aunty. They commented on my driving skills(which is damn lousy or really kanasai) and I'm like driving with trembling hands. I realized that people sitting behind is heavy(it certainly is!) because whenever we go through road bump....(you know what happen, right?)

At first we said we're not gonna play water, but everyone just take off their slippers and shoes(exclusively for Chun Hui~) and stepped into the water. We're bad~

We screamed, laughed like mad and shouted whenever the wave splash on our trousers. Zhen Jee and Hsieh Yie even walk along the shore with their hands stick together(CURANG!!!). While Kok Yong kept his mouth busy making weird noise like 'ting ting'.

Other people around the beach must think that 'These chinese are mad'. Khang Siang arrived later on his motorcycle but can't play with us because he's wearing a pair of shoes(pade muka!)

I found out that we're not good physic students. Although through the recent exam we filled our brains with the gravitational formula, we forgot that moon will force the wave to blah blah blah...

We watched the wave splashed on our slippers. We stunned for a second before running to grab our shoes. However, sand stick on my slippers and I dipped it in seawater with ZJ and HY. And guess what? One of my slippers is dragged by wave and vanished within seconds.

At that moment my brain popped out this question:"How can I drive with bare foot?!" This thought was immediately erased when my eyes caught sight of that slippers being washed to the shore. I ran towards it and 'menyambar' it before another wave take it away from me. Phew!

Before going to get some food, we washed the slippers with plain water. Hsieh Yie's slippers aka shoes(I dunno whether it's slippers or shoes) got sooo many sand that I think she might get a crab out of it.

We have some food at a stall nearby. Malay couple sitting near to us sure feel irritated because we're too noisy. We act like light bulbs, oops, spot light! Maybe they're trying to feel the serenity by hugging each other, looking at the sea but we wonder why they're not didakwa di Mahkamah Syariah(PA too much liao~)

Then we went to KB Mall. Can you believe it? Kok Yong took down all the bowling pins in one strike! It's really gou3 shi3 yun4. Haha. I'm back home at 10! It's the first time I hang out with friends for such long time. My mum sure regret let me have driving license.

PHOTOS:

I'm the cameracat. Zhen Jee curang, so as Hsieh Yie!Bird of same feather flocks together!

Notice that our trousers are wet? It's weird. I'm so tall but the wave still can splash my trousers(Ahaha~)

Exam, OH!

Finally, exam is over.

After struggling to 1.00 am every night, tonight I swear I will watch tv and sleep early!

Exam comes with these things: coffee, books, calculator, papers.

2 weeks ago I consumed chicken's essence with cordyceps every morning (from Sunday to Wednesday). It's so 'hot' until I pening and sick. My body is like on fire and I need to run water through my hand every few hours because it's weird to have hot hot hands. I even told Zhen Jee: Eh! If you act sexy maybe my nose will bleed like fountain.

Since then I stay away from chicken essence until yesterday(today chem exam mar~)

A summary of my exam life:

PA:
Haha! I draw the correct graph, but den hand itchy cancelled it and draw another. I feel like stabbing myself. Tikam-tikam all the objective. I can't understand why I spent so much time on it I still need to tikam.

MMT1 and T2:
OH! I can't solve simple irrational number. I leave no.5 and 11 blank. Haiz...how I wish I can have better brain. T2 even worse. I totally don't understand what's Q1 and Q8 asking. Others I just am4 kong3.

Physic:
It's really kanasai! I can't do most of the question. Even chapter 8 question I don't know how to do. What's wrong with my brain? It's funny: I take physic, I fail physic.

Chemistry:
Speechless. I admit I never listen to Mr. Ng's lesson. I've tried before but still can't get what he means. I left out chapter 8 & 9 because tuition haven't teach.

MUET:
Ahhaha! It's not an exam. We just play with each other during the exam while Mr. Yam walking around the class with a thick old bible under his armpit.

Maybe it's not my brain's fault, it's my attitude. Like what I've said before, I'm a pulpa.

Mafia~

My MUET speaking skill date: 23 October

Wish me good luck~

Coz I know my english is terrible, but nge nge wanna write blog in BI. Anyway, as i said before, I don't mean to show off my broken english, it's all my pc's fault and I still lazy to fix it.

Just now went to chem tuition, Mdm. Kwek told us to be hardworking, not to 'tindih' the notes until exam. Haiz...I know that a long time ago, but time isn't really enough for me(ironically, i still got time for blogging...hehe~)

I found out a new principle, and I call it Miao's Principle:
Miao's principle states that 'owing homework' is like owing ah long's money, if you don't give back the money in time you will never have the chance to pay back.

I got a new name now: Mek Mek Wen.

There's a stupid story behind it:
My bro wanted me to fetch him to his friend's house at Kubang Kerian. As method of safety, I asked Zhen Jee to accompany me.
On our way back, a sheep tried to cross the road. I was 60km/h and reluctant to brake so that the black proton behind me won't 'kiss my ass'.
However, ZJ who sit beside me shrieked 'MEK MEK'(can you believe it? I prefer she say "yang2! yang2!"). I was so shocked that I stopped my car immediately(luckily the car behind was alert) and the sheep cross the road safely.
This ZJ really forgot that I drive a 'manual' car instead of 'auto'. My left hand which suppose to hold on the gear closed my ear so that my ear drum din break into pieces.
I now call her 'Miao Miao Jee' coz she nearly knock down a cat a few days ago.

Currently: SICK.

Shit! I got sick for a few days liao. No energy to move. Even my favourite chocolate taste like plain water. Today MMT2 exam I think I nearly faint. My head really pening and it's hard for me to complete that stupid probability density function. Most of the friends said, "Eh! Why you take so many panadols?"

Sorry. I really pening until I dunno what I'm writing. Mucus(Hsieh Yie take that as yummy cendol~) run down my nose like Niagara waterfall.