Eh eh! It's not what cha thinking about!!!

If I'm not mistaken, this 'incident' happened last week.

Pengawas need to fold up our long sleeve until our elbow, and this gives us(especially new or ex-chung cheng pengawas) a lot of trouble.

I need to fold it every night as I don't know how to do it with one hand or with my clothes on.

BUT! Ms. Pitchar Lee choose to fold it with one hand. And the result is...tak sama panjang~

She asked me to fold it for her since mine is better than hers(Hoho~it's true). So, we go into the same washroom. We don't want anybody to see us in untidy attire.(Mr. Wong's word stuck in my brain:"IMAGE!")

As I was folding her sleeve, we heard sounds and shadows under the door. We know there's someone waiting for the washroom, but we din quicken our actions.

When we finally open the door, I saw Canteen's tauke-soh is leaning on the wall right in front of us.

She smiled at me at the sight of me as a sign of relief. I can imagine her thought:" At last you come out. I've been waiting for ages."

But the moment she saw Hsieh Yie right behind me, she suddenly SCREAMED!(Ahhhhhhh!)

I really mean it, she SCREAMED!

Then she dashed into other washroom like an arrow.

I wonder what's in her thought.

We're not doing the 'thing' that she was imagining.

I'm just folding Hsieh Yie's sleeve, and that's it. NO MORE IMAGINATION!

Damn it! She really think too much!

Thanks to Hsieh Yie. Until now, I dare not go to canteen.

Maybe Hsieh Yie and I gonna be lucut by the end of this year~

Look before you leap, girls!

"Shhh!"
"Shhh!"
"Don't play!"
"Stop talking."

And finally I got a 'reply'.

'DOG!' This word came out from a 2Damar girl.

Hey girl, it's your fault that you don't wanna stand properly. I'm just doing my job, and you call me DOG?! If I'm not wearing that blue shirt I sure, no, I SWEAR I will %$^# until your mouth can''t even say 'D' for the rest of your life!

It's damn stupid, standing among a sea of stupid pupils who sikong they're 'pretty and clever', trying to "Shhh...." them whenever those non-stoppable mouth trying to make weird sounds.

Maybe they think that I look frail with one of my hands holding on another, walking among those form 2 girls. In fact, I'm holding my hands so that my angry right hand won't land on their 'beautiful, flawless(but actually "pimpleful")' faces.

That 2 Damar assistant monitor, can't you just stand still for 20 minutes? Are you a CACING? If I'm not wearing a blue shirt I SWEAR I'll broke your legs so that you can't move an inch for the rest of your life!

That shortie girl, my ex-classmate's ex-boyfriend sister, don't you ever sikong that your eyes can shoot out laser and I will let you say and play as you desire. Wanna play eye contact? Why don't you just check my identity out from the school magazine before you try to scare me with your sepet eyes?

Hsieh Yie worse. Some 'brave yet useless' 4sc2 girl threaten her...

WE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!

Those senior pengawas tell us: "That's how you behave when you're young, now you can feel the pain. Haha!"

I admit that Hsieh Yie and I 'cry' when thinking about our 'duty' when tuition.

Hell! We didn't behave like that when we're in Form 2!

Suddenly, Hsieh Yie and I have a good idea: "Why don't we form a da3 jia4 geng with the pengawas from L6SP1? I'm sure we won't lose to those bad pupil."

Damn it! Can anyone just tell those pupil about our backgrounds?

Dear pupils,
Just that I haven't have a tie doesn't mean that I'm from Chung Cheng! I've been standing on the same spot as yours for five years. If you still can't hear the announcement clearly that means it's your ears' problem! Before I forget, STOP ASKING ME WHETHER THE GIRL THAT DEKLAMASI SAJAK IS BEAUTIFUL OR NOT! It's none of your business!

Huh! At last, tomorrow will be the final day looking at your faces.

Hooray!

Excuse me, is it true?

I say first ar, I din write in BI because of "tianbeng", it's just my pc's problem.
Damn it!

To Ms. Pitchar Lee:
Ei, you are the one who choose to malas and stop blogging for a month, don't use me to "cross bridge" nah!

I am a bit confused.

Is it a joke? Me and Hsieh Yie?

Stupid and non-pengawas thing we did in class almost everyday:
1. ate "char siu pao" and bread almost every period.
2."bidar"(lastik) each other with V-shaped paper.
3. throw ruler at chemistry period.(limited to pitchar lee and have Ms. Wong as witness)
4. I never do revision, but HY do revision with another people and abaikan me(heavy colour light friends)

Our minat utama in the interview form:"menulis, membaca, and meN- wat i forgot liao"
Sounds professional, right?

Actually, we think these three words suits us best:"melepak dan mengumpat". Another one i dun wanna tell you all here, it's confidential~

Hsieh Yie say we may change other's way of judging SC 1 pupil.

Have you ever seen two SCIENCE ONE student playing "bidar" in class, and one of them have the best result in the whole Lower Six form?

Maybe in their eyes we should be book worms with our ass stick to the chair to do revision.

BUT...

We enjoy our food from my famous, compressable tupperware and lepak at the washroom whenever we're free. One of the BPP warned us not to eat in class during meeting. OMG!

Silly huh?

It's all over now. GAME OVER.

We "cry" at our white shirt(I just bought those for 100++ last month!) and blue dress and most importantly, my TUPPERWARE this thursday. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

No more.

It's replaced by an easy-dirty white dress. No more food in class.

I'll starve to death.

Before I went crazy, can someone please stab me to death?