PITCHAR! PITCHAR! PITCHAR!

请先了解以下短文：
Mass spectrometer is a device that can be used to determine the number of isotopes present. A sample is vaporised in the vaporisation chamber. The vapour is bombarded in the ionisation chamber before being accelerated by the electric field and deflected by magnetic field. The ions will be focused on the ions detector at the end.

有个人问雪瑜：“那个gas怎样被ionised？”

雪瑜的答案真是经典至极：
你看啊，ionisation chamber会射出electrons。那些atom或molecules就会被打到PITCHAR!然后变positively charged … … … … …”

在雪瑜继续之前，我已经为她的“Pitchar!” 笑得人仰马翻了。

想不到雪瑜竟然用三岁小孩的“词”来代替深奥的bombarded。

原来PITCHAR！＝bombarded

接下来的几节都围绕在pitchar这个新词。

“你再弄我我就pitchar掉你的笔盒。”

“你再kacao我我就pitchar掉你。”

我曾经说过她的“英文”太“深奥”，这次让我“领悟”到了。